Civilization V

[Ian]

Hey fuckers my name is Ian and im a regular mother fucker on getsome but does anyone wanna play civ 5 brave new world and gods and kings with me and Cowcan coment and add me or cowcan if you dick heads want to play.
Thanks

[Pigdog]

Asking people to play with you and calling them dickheads?

[Apostrophe Spacemonkey]

No thanks.

I only play with grownups.

[Apostrophe Spacemonkey]

Great movie, and Jason Bateman is awesome in it.

[Pigdog]

I was disappointed at their idea of sudden death dodge-ball....

[Pyromanik]

Civilisation is for civilised people.

[Craigor]

I'm trying to imagine starting a conversation like this with someone you just met IRL

[Pigdog]

Hey fuckers, I'm here for the job interview. Which one of you dickheads is going to interview me?

[DarkVirus]

This is how i speak to craig on a normal day however

[Xsannz]

Hey fuckers, I'm here for the job interview. Which one of you dickheads is going to interview me?

Win, your hired, now get to fucking work.

[Pyromanik]

^ Was that even English?

[Apostrophe Spacemonkey]

^ Was that even English?

You're English.

[Xsannz]

^ Was that even English?

You're English.

You are English, is derived from the above contraction.

[Apostrophe Spacemonkey]

^ Was that even English?

You're English.

You are English, is derived from the above contraction.

Thou calleth that English? This is how thou speaketh English.

[Xsannz]

^ Was that even English?

You're English.

You are English, is derived from the above contraction.

Thou calleth that English? This is how thou speaketh English.

Thou darest berate and question my grasp on the breadth of our native tongue, you vile hairy heathen, i cast you back into thy capsule and send you wenth from you came, you evil sapien.

[Apostrophe Spacemonkey]

You are English, is derived from the above contraction.

Thou calleth that English? This is how thou speaketh English.

Thou darest berate and question my grasp on the breadth of our native tongue, you vile hairy heathen, i cast you back into thy capsule and send you wenth from you came, you evil sapien.

I see ye are schooled is such subject, but thou doth not hold up against mine superior intellect. Thou vile slop of a miscreant. Be gone with thy self, I such nay longer wish to see thou in mine sight.

[Xsannz]

You are English, is derived from the above contraction.

Thou calleth that English? This is how thou speaketh English.

Thou darest berate and question my grasp on the breadth of our native tongue, you vile hairy heathen, i cast you back into thy capsule and send you wenth from you came, you evil sapien.

I see ye are schooled is such subject, but thou doth not hold up against mine superior intellect. Thou vile slop of a miscreant. Be gone with thy self, I such nay longer wish to see thou in mine sight.

Touche, i turn the other cheek, so that thou gloved hand might better strike me when thy challenge me to a duel.

I do desire that we be better strangers, Thou art a flesh monger and a fool,have at thee! i will heave the gorge on thy livings, naughty Insolent monkey!

[Pigdog]

Oi fuckers, I don't care about fucking English. I just want to know when my fucking smoke break is.

[Xsannz]

Oi fuckers, I don't care about fucking English. I just want to know when my fucking smoke break is.

oh right, in accordance with The Employment Relations Amendment Bill, you dont have paid smoko or meal breaks, if you wanta break take a break but i'm docking your pay.

[Pigdog]

Fuck it, I'm just going back to centerlink.

[Pyromanik]

yo momma's a centre-link.

[Pigdog]

Well..... Ya Mums ya Dad.