I've two children. We've been together for ten years. This is my best derail yet.
RII some of us are past the honeymoon period
I've won the dating game when I walked up to her when she was sitting on the couch and smacked her in the cheek with my cock.
Quote from Retardobot: October 14, 2015, 10:27:07 amI've won the dating game when I walked up to her when she was sitting on the couch and smacked her in the cheek with my cock.That would explain it, she must have a concussion.